What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.