What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.