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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting