What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.