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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.