What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.