What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.