Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.