Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom