Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.