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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.