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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.