What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill