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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.