What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.