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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y