Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

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What language do eagles program in?

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!