Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.