Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What color is ice?

Hielo.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi