Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

How do you tell jokes?

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!