Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Flash Drive Jokes More Flash Drive Jokes

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.