Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Flash Drive Jokes More Flash Drive Jokes

What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.