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Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights?

None. There are no there.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)