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How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.