How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.