Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.