Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."