Buds before suds, bro.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
A coffin.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Fell through the cracks.
In his briefcase!
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Me neither. Help.
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
An ambulance.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Right where you left him.
Leave EU.
He Double Gloucester.
He wasn't single.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
