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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..