Buds before suds, bro.
You'll strain your eyes.
Looks like we're snowed in.
Good morning, ladies!
Chicks dig stars.
Nun.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
They're both cheesy.
The robber ducky
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Throw in your laundry.
A seizure salad!
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
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