Buds before suds, bro.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Tulips.
Because he put in a little extra clovertime.
If it's bill withers!
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Me: Like you're good at science...
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
Their Punch.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Random Dude: [...💘]
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
The robber ducky
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
