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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.