What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.