What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.