What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.