Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.