Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.