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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!