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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!