Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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The vending machine.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!