Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff