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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Anything he wants to be called.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff