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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff