Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!