Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!