What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark