What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.