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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.