What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!