What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.