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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.