What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.