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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.