What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K