What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.