What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Who's that running?

Not Tom