What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.