What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.