What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!