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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.