Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.