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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.