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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.