What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren