Shake it off
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Because it is sticky.
They told him his wife died recently.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
Slow your roll.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
More than you can shake a stick at
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
