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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.