How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.