How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

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Ill call you tomorow

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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You have to chew before you swallow.

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Shake it off

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.