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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.