Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer