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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer