What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.