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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!