What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time