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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.