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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly