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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!