Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!