Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...