Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!