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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan