Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Tongue and groove
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
They burn calories.
If you burn it you get stoned
Because all proper tea is theft.
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.