Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.