Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars