Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.