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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.