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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.