Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.