Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Mars Bar Jokes More Mars Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

When we first met?

No, before that.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Astronaut Favorite Key Jokes More Astronaut Favorite Key Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!