Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

When Shall We Meet Again?

By Miles Apart

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.