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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.