Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star wars!

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

Shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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For people that don't want anything to drink

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap