Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

Shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes More Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Convention Jokes More Convention Jokes

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)