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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.