How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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He raps his presents

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Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Platform shoes!

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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A Toyoda.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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