How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue