What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Toyoda Jokes More Toyoda Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda