What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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They Planet.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)