What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)