What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.