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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.