Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because they're infeggtious
Smells fishy
Koala vomit
You guys have no life!
Because he's not a planet.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)