Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Smells fishy
Kermit's Finger.
Because hes not a planet.
An orbyte
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"