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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.