What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.