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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew