Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

Offensive A sandy hook survivor.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.