Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.