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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.