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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.