Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
They both look good hanging from a tree
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Because he plays with pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
A milk dud
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
He was looking for pooh.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
