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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh