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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*