Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!