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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...