Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.