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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.