Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.