When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.