When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.