When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.