When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.