When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence