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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.