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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence