Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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