What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!