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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.