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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.