What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!