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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.