What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.