What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.