Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!