Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball