Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!