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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.