What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.