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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

Jail-O

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.