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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.