How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.