How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.