How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.