How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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Just don't monkey with him.

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A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern