What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.