What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.