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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.