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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.