Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.