Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.