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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."