Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.