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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.