Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
It was closed.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
The Weasley twins
One must simply walk into a bar
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Blon-D
Their peckers are on their heads.
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
In the computerus.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
He received a T minus.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
