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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

What's another name for pickled bread?

Dill-dough.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.