What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.