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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!