What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.