What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.