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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.