What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!