What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh