What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind