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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."