What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff