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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!