How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!