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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!