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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."