How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.