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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.