What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!