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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!