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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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The Harlem Shake

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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They deliver

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless