What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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The Harlem Shake

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless