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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless