What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!