What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.