Public Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Integrate Jokes More Integrate Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!