Get a womb, you two.
A Private Tutor.
Get a broom.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A privet tutor
A PRIVATE TUTOR
You can't step out of them in public.
Because she was a private tutor
A private tutor.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They only have one I.
U and I.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
It's only check, mate
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
P-p-p-poke her face.
Because he felt like bacon.
Man I got a lot of problems!
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
All P
Because seven ate nine.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.