Public Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes