Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.