Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Get a womb, you two.
A Private Tutor.
Get a broom.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A privet tutor
A PRIVATE TUTOR
You can't step out of them in public.
Because she was a private tutor
A private tutor.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Because they lacked common scents...
Lack of concentration.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
HOOO did that!
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
All P
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
They both have problems with delivery.
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
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