Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What planet smells the worst?

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The inevitable comment from

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Both think the shorter the better.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats