Delivery Jokes

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Musician Car Jokes More Musician Car Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Delivery Jokes

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