Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

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In the punch line

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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Goudaff Reddit.

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Usps Jokes More Usps Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic?

Take off the pizza delivery sign.

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.