Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Usps Jokes More Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why are astronauts successful people?

Because they always go up in the world!

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.