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Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Pizza Delivery Sign Jokes More Pizza Delivery Sign Jokes

How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic?

Take off the pizza delivery sign.

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Usps Jokes More Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!