Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Musician Car Jokes More Musician Car Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Usps Jokes More Usps Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Pizza Delivery Sign Jokes More Pizza Delivery Sign Jokes

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic?

Take off the pizza delivery sign.

Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.