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Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Musician Car Jokes More Musician Car Jokes

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery