What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food