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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal