What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave