What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!