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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave