Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
To the microwave.
Microwaves.
Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Because everyone was a goblin
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
4-year-old: I won.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
