What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!