What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave