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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave