What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!