Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!