Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Cook them in the microwave
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
